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Post Modern Physics 
 
George stepped through the door and exclaimed,
“by God, I’ve just invented a metaparticle."
 
To which Gerald replied,
“Aren’t you being just a bit Tachyon?” 
 
 
–Erthona
 
©2014
And they both stood waving at Ray.
i can hear Schrodinger whispering something in my ear
I ran a similar experiment to Schrodinger's cat in the box experiment. Mine was also a cat in the box experiment, but the question was had it shit or not. Premiss or not, the experiment failed as it became quite clear that one could tell if the cat had shit in the box or not. However, I had proved that the uncertainty principal is not so uncertain in all instances, so I figured there must be other loop holes in the standard model. Alas, no one would accept my article. Scientist are so closed minded these days.


dale
(12-29-2014, 01:44 PM)Erthona Wrote: [ -> ]Post Modern Physics 
 
George stepped through the door and exclaimed,
“by God, I’ve just invented a metaparticle."
 
To which Gerald replied,
“Aren’t you being just a bit Tachyon?” 
 
 
–Erthona
 
©2014

You can keep adding the prefix meta- until you get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Actually I was curious as a child (yes they had that commercial even then) and so I counted how many licks it took to get to the gooey part of a tootsie roll pop. I'm sure it varies with every one, but mine took 552 licks to reach the goal. I was not yet aware of the scientific principals and so I did not do it more times to get a sampling and come up with an average. I have heard of others doing the same thing, and the number they got was often quite different from mine. I have never figured out what it is they did wrong Hysterical




dale the scienctifical  
Erthona - Whenever I go Romulin over the countryside, this will be an image I'll Klingon to. Intriguing one Dale. Namyh
Hi man,

Just Klingon to those thoughts tightly, pursue your course doggedly and you will have a Warf drive through the Kirktreeside!  Smile

dale