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It would be impossible to say too much--billy, you're a saint, and I don't know how you do it. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 

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Did someone slip you some happy drops? If so, no bogarting.

We love billy...but we don't ever tell him how much.

I've said too much already.

As Carrara marble was to Michelangelo, farts are to billy.


" What’s in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet; "


-The Bard Hisself

i love billy. i love farts. ergo, i love billy's farts.

this frightens me in ways i can't possibly begin to explain.
I can't say I love billy's farts. Torture me all you want.

Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs;
And being purged a fire within our thighs;
But being vex'd a sea that's nourish'd farts:
What is it else? a madness indiscreet,
A choking gas before we must excrete.


(With no small apologies to The Bard Hisself)
It's funny how quickly a thread praising billy disintegrated into Shakespearean poems about farts. Where is our fearless farting leader anyway?
Fearlessly farting as always.

To be sainted, one must first perform three documented miracles. Nominations for billy's miracles, anyone?
#1: I write something half decent once in a while, all power to the Pen.
#2:
somewhere on the Caledonic Isle
the billster made an ancient fungus smile
 #3:

He hath most skilfully conceived a site
That paragons description and wild fame;
One that displays the quirks of blazoning pens,
And from the vestments of creation casts
A frame to fit their humble scribbles in.


- Corrupted from Othello, Act II, Scene I
(With, yet again, no small apologies to The Bard Hisself)
at least i don't tie patients down before shitting on them Hysterical

(10-23-2014, 07:25 AM)bena Wrote: [ -> ]I can't say I love billy's farts.  Torture me all you want.
that one is attributed to st tom of the mushroom farm

(10-24-2014, 10:31 AM)milo Wrote: [ -> ]#2:
somewhere on the Caledonic Isle
the billster made an ancient fungus smile
william has just face palmed you Confused Big Grin

(10-24-2014, 12:04 PM)rayheinrich Wrote: [ -> ] #3:

He hath most skilfully conceived a site
That paragons description and wild fame;
One that displays the quirks of blazoning pens,
And from the vestments of creation casts
A frame to fit their humble scribbles in.


- Corrupted from Othello, Act II, Scene I
(With, yet again, no small apologies to The Bard Hisself)
(10-25-2014, 02:19 AM)billy Wrote: [ -> ]at least i don't tie patients down before shitting on them Hysterical

(10-23-2014, 07:25 AM)bena Wrote: [ -> ]I can't say I love billy's farts.  Torture me all you want.

He was asking for it.