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This thread was a source of much amusement this morning. I just had to share. Read and enjoy.

(PS Keith, better watch your back.....)


http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/7230...-the-forum
Hysterical

I don't know who those guys are or what the forum's about (but I suspect I'm not their demographic) -- but I love them. So much.

I'm guessing that was the guy who thought that his poem about kiddy anal rape was tasteful and artistic.
that Kieth's
a right bastard Hysterical
ha, I don't know if Keith ever banned anyone. He's probably the one that sent the fine gentleman a polite PM explaining that three poems with two critiques doesn't cut it.


Great thread, thanks. Smile
(09-08-2014, 08:52 PM)ellajam Wrote: [ -> ]ha, I don't know if Keith ever banned anyone. He's probably the one that sent the fine gentleman a polite PM explaining that three poems with two critiques doesn't cut it.


Great thread, thanks. Smile

the thought of someone mad at Keith for ill treatment.

Ha!
Hey milo, how about a new signature for you:

Leanne wants to publish your chapbook. Send her a PM!
(09-09-2014, 10:33 AM)Todd Wrote: [ -> ]Hey milo, how about a new signature for you:

Leanne wants to publish your chapbook. Send her a PM!

man, that is good. I actually need a new sig but i am leaving leanne alone, she seems bored with us. This one is from the Jeffrey Gibson days and I know I need to change it but for some reason nothing has inspired me since.
Maybe I'll use it then.
I could never be bored with you big hug

Except that Keith, he's a bastard.
This is fucking hilarious. I don't think that he knows that the mods on there are making fun of him.
The beauty of it all is, any one of their pisstake poems is streets ahead of that guy's pathetic attempts... I wish they were here so Keith could ban them too Big Grin
Fuckin hell, this dude writes gangster rap, I could be hog tied and used as a human ash tray, un-ban him so I can apologise for something I didn't do. Big Grin
and so you should. driving people away from the site like that, shame on you
My favorite part was "What is your badge number?"
The third comment -- "Learn how to type you fucking ape".  Hysterical  If he can't even execute a proper tirade, I am highly dubious of his poetry skills. Is there anyway I can see works of this 'Sonneteer of the Streets'?
Sadly, I think his words of wonder have been forever expunged from these unworthy halls (at his own request, incidentally: he was one of the "go on, ban me, I dare you" types. Apparently he didn't think anyone would call his bluff.)

The most hilarious part of all of this is, Keith was the one being *nice* to him! I banned him. I'll ban the fucking lot of you, you just see if I won't.

OK, I won't. Come back. I have cake.
The only thing that remains of the dearly departed is this -- for your reading pleasure Big Grin
Just realized the place he posted is a drug discussion site...
I found this one today

http://www.poetsgraves.co.uk/forum/viewt...16&t=19407

it is so old I am sure someone posted it before, but still, this fellow is so funny Big Grin
Haha, he was the guy who kept reporting people (including all of the mods, I think) because he was too thick to know whether they were insulting him or not, so he just assumed they were. He had loads of chances but the notes against his name in the banning log just say "tedious".

And he was indeed. Unfortunately, his presence destroyed some of our previously quite interesting discussions, like this one.
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